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Sorry I`ve been gone...

I haven`t spent much time writing about the Guacamole Bus lately, and for that I apologize to the folks who visit this site regularly.

So let me give ya`ll a rundown on the Guac`s current status:

So as you can see, things are still moving along, but I`m just not writing.

Do you really want to know why? Fine, here`s the filthy truth:

I`m writing a novel.

Stop laughing. I`m serious! Stop laughing! If you don`t knock that off RIGHT NOW I`m writing you into my book as an alien sex slave!